Canada Bracing for Massive Influx of Wisconsin Boat People

The Canadian coast guard was on alert today, preparing for what it fears could be a massive invasion of  boat people from Wisconsin.



“Word has gotten around that we have policemen, firemen, and basic school lunches up here,” Mr. McGlindon said.  “You can’t blame these boat people for seeking a better life.  But we are under orders to intercept them.”

In Canada, officials fear that refugees from Wisconsin will brave the treacherous journey across Lake Superior in the hopes of giving birth to so-called “anchor babies” on Canadian soil.

Read more: http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/06/05/canada-bracing-for-wisconsin-boat-people/

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